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Where is The Droid?  

Has the bullying of the bullies ENDED??

Here’s a hint :: NO.  FUCK NO!  NO 4 SURE.

Here’s another hint :: 4 8 15 16 23 42

Begin Phase II –> {soonish}

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1.  just wait and see what happens
2.  ….
3.  …
4.  ..
5.  .

There you go … done and done!  Apply that to your pathetic life for about a decade … if you’re happy with the results … send me a hyperinflation adjusted check for $5,000.

The story of my not-love affair with Not-Doctor Kilstein begins {as so many good things do} with the licking of Perry Belcher’s fat ass ::

Not-DoctorK :: “@PerryBelcher You liar. You work your ass off and we both know it!”

EvilJowls ::  “@drkilstein HA! @mattbacaks new book is the 4 hour sleep week! Mine too I think HA” {incestuous reference to Matt BallSack Bacak}

Perry and I are already a happy couple.  We like to take long walks in the park … and share drags off the same cigarette.  Also, I like to tell every fucking person he speaks to that he’s a Con, Felon, and Bastard {he loves it!}.  Standard protocol is to scan the persons profile and attempt to personalize the warning in some adorable way :: Examples from yesterday {1} {2} {3}.

However, I didn’t need to scan Not-Doctor Kilstein’s profile.  HE FOLLOWED ME on February 16th :: I followed back :: And he sent me this heart warming auto-DM ::

“Thanks for following. Let me know a little about you & how I can help u grow!”

I didn’t take him up on that “offer” … but he’s been vomiting stupid into my Tweet stream ever since.  By the time the Universe calls on me to speak to him :: I already know his dealio … Ready, Set, Go ::

He intends the “Congrats” to be sarcastic :: But I prefer to take it literally. I know exactly how to piss off D-Bags :: It’s a fucking skill … a useless skill maybe … but still a skill.  It also serves as a reminder that I have NO competition in my niche :: And it means that his flamingly disingenuous tweets will no longer be polluting my processors.  Horah!  If I had lips, they’d be a smilin’ …

That would have been The End for myself and the Not-Doctor.  I hate him and everything … but he’s just not my type.  I’m aiming for a specific kind of target :: And Kilstein ain’t it.  He’s too sad, desperate, and pathetic looking.  He has ZERO alpha-male charisma.  His chances at cult-of-personality are approximately ZILCH.  He will likely FAIL without my help.

But the Mistress Fate has other plans. A new friend, cheerleader, and fellow web soldier sends me this email ::

“Kilstein is a real “man of many, uh, talents” including… internet marketer–rabbi–copywriter–hypnotist–yoga dude, and…get this…FINGER HEALER.

Yeah, FINGER HEALER! (Oh you could have great fun with that one…)

This site is classic…check out the weird-ass finger pics:”

Sold! Maybe Kilstein isn’t exactly in my wheelhouse … but I can’t possibly resist Finger Healing for fuck sake :: It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve EVER seen.  Just the one post and then I’ll quit … I swear …

But research begets research :: And Not-Doctor Kilstein was discovered heaping sick vitriol on the victims of sexual abuse {link}.  Oh, now you’re in my wheelhouse mother fucker … NOW YOU ARE IN MY WHEELHOUSE!!!

DeadBeat Poetry

Twas the bitch serendipity,
Kindly crafting from chaos,
The link tween my lasers
And Not-Doctor Stupidity.

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Are you thinking about requesting a refund from that special someone for that special load of shit that they sold you?  GR8 IDEA! You are really starting to show potential.

I offer the following form letter for your use.  Both [conventional] and {fucking extremist} options are available.  Mix & Match for best results ::

Dear [scammers actual name] {Rat Face D-Bag},

I purchased [name of product] {a huge bag of steaming hot shit} from you.

You said that it would [product claims] {turn me into a Glorious Pegasus … and that I would fly around the sun to speak to the wizard who lives there}.  But instead [I've been quite disappointed] {you’ve sprayed your belligerent STUPID all over my face and I’ve been left partially blinded and smelling like a zoo animal with an alcoholic caretaker}.

[You are aware that] {Listen up Fuck-Chop} a refund was guaranteed if I wasn’t completely satisfied. Unfortunately, I must inform you that [I am not at all satisfied] {I’d have got more satisfaction from a Tijuana Donkey Show}.

I [request] {sure as fucking shit better have} a full refund no later than two weeks from today.

If the refund has not been fully processed within the two week period, I will be forced to begin the collection process by [filing the proper claims with the BBB and local government agencies] {blasting J-Pop outside of your windows day and night until you must add ANDROGYNY to your list of unattractive characteristics}.

Thank you for [your attention to this matter] {getting up off your lard ass and getting this shit DONE … like nowish!}.  I know that you are [very busy] {fucking allergic to doing anything other than stroking your own super short wank}.

[Regards] {Go Fuck Yourself},

[Your Name] {Your Muslim Name}

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Each time The Droid starts firing the Shame Cannons at a new target :: The scamming cockroach starts flopping around spasmodically.  Their idiotic and pained reactions have been fueling my late night batteries with joy juice.

My recent smack downs of AssClown Dr. Kilstein have not proved an exception.  His response has been disturbingly dark, and hilariously ironic.

After the Victimizing the Victim post went up, Karin Hiebert tweeted the link {as ALL of you should be doing for justice, friendship, and butterflies}.

KarinHiebert: ‘Survivors!” ? —> “malcontent sick people who have banded together and given themselves a cause” http://bit.ly/qpl4T @DrKilstein

KarinHiebert: I am absolutely disgusted beyond belief.

Exactly! It was very disturbing to read and write about.  I understand that people behave in this way :: But reading Kilstein’s comments was like witnessing it first hand :: And it made one feel icky {at best}.

[Enter Not-Doctor Kilstein slouching on a broomstick]

The Doctor of Love and Yoga Altruism sends this DM {a private message in Twitter} to Karin ::

“This person also published that I killed my infant daughter who died or a cardiac malformation. Nice guy huh. He’s a troll”

WOW! :: Just Wow!

1.  False :: to a silly degree.  I should hope that NO reader of this blog would need to be told that twice.

2.  Disturbing :: Did he actually lose a daughter, and now he’s using her in a petty lie that he’s telling on the Internet?  Or is he making up a dead daughter who never existed?  Either way :: it’s soulless in a way that I have a hard time joking about.

3.  Clueless :: He told this MEGA LIE to the OMG WORST possible person. Karin is herself a victim and survivor of sexual abuse.  It’s something that she talks about openly, and often.  She is also OBVIOUSLY a friend of mine.  She’s written blog posts about me :: Talked about me on Twitter :: Tweeted links to other posts of mine :: And commented on this very blog about the correlation between sexual abusers and financial abusers {link}.  Karin didn’t need to ask me if this garbage was true or not … and this DM was in my possession moments later {THANKS! Karin}.

4.  Pointless :: Notice that Karin’s original tweet Quotes Kilstein … not The Droid.  It’s him :: ON THE RECORD :: Belittling victims of abuse in a VILE way.  Even if his accusations against me were true … that would change nothing about the DISGUSTING nature of his conduct.

5.  Defamation :: I’ve been getting ignorant threats about defamation lawsuits every couple of weeks since the beginning of this project.  They are all IGNORED … because it’s next to impossible to win a defamation case in the United States.  Speech {the mother of all rights} is highly protected.  You’d usually have to show that the defamatory statement was a clear lie, told knowingly, with the purpose of causing harm to reputation.  Normal companies and citizens just don’t do stupid shit like that.  There is usually an element of mistake or confusion in people’s misleading statements :: They are trying to get at the truth but, for some reason or other, they miss.  That IS NOT a winning case and a lawsuit is a waste of time and money.  But here is Dr. Doofus making up a lie that will only get worse and worse upon closer inspection.  It’s the Oh-So-Rare “easy” defamation case. Don’t you assholes understand that I don’t want to be lawyer anymore?  Every time I try to get out … you keep pulling me back in!

A special tip of my RobotHat to Karin for letting me publish this with her as my named source.  It puts her into Dr. Dumbo’s direct line of fire :: And there are clearly no levels to which he will not stoop.  But be warned Not-Doctor Kilstein :: I WILL protect my friends like a RABID DOG.  Want to ensure that I file that defamation lawsuit?  Then send Karin a couple of nasty emails or threats.  Say something negative about her on Twitter.  Start calling her at home and heavy breathing.  Make ONE fucking move against her … I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!

Allow me to reiterate :: You are FINISHED on the Internet.

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DMCA TakeDown Notice by Not-Doctor Kilstein :: For shame!

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein isn’t all about Finger Healing, bad posture, and Internet scams. He has other hobbies too. Here are some of Dr. Kilstein’s favorite things ::

• Hot vinegar colonics {3 per day}
• Movies starring Sandra Bullock {3 per day}
• Pretending to understand sports
• Sexual confusion {not recommended}
• Shopping at Dumpies {Apparel for misshapen men}
• Viciously attacking the survivors of rape and sexual assault … and those who advocate on their behalf

Oh No You Didn’t! – {A play in one act}

[StreetUrchins 1 & 2 will both be played by ShrunkenDown GordonBrowns]

– ACT 1 –

StreetUrchin 1 :: WAIT WAIT WAIT!! That last one … go back to that one … it sounded a bit unorthodox.  Did he happen to say “attacking the victims of sexual assault, and their advocates?” Because that’s what it sounded like to me.  Please tell me that’s not what he said … gov’nor.

StreetUrchin 2 :: Well, someone has to do it … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 1 :: No, I don’t think so.  I’m pretty sure no one has to … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 2 :: Who amongst us is brave enough to stand up for the rights of the Powerful to oppress and victimize the Weak? … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 1 :: WHAT?!? That’s not bravery you daft prick … it’s cowardice.  The powerful are already defended by the corrupt institutions from which power flows.  They DON’T need any extra fucking help … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 2 :: Well, if no one does it … then people will start thinking they should report EVERY rape.  We don’t want that … imagine all the paper work … gov’nor

StreetUrchin 1 :: Oy Vey! … Gov’nor

{The End.}

Dr. Kilstein {Posting as “rebtsvi”} attacking victims who reported a Rabbi for sexual misconduct {Link} ::

“It’s a sham.

There’s no evidence. Just a bunch of looney tunes women with mental issues.

There aren’t any victims of Rabbi Tendler.

It is all a manufactured coordinated sham but a bunch of malcontent sick people who have banded together and given themselves a cause.”

Oh Sweet Jesus! Oh .. I .. I mean .. did he just .. what the .. ah .. bleeeeeep .. {Error 426 :: Loss_for_Words}

“What, it isn’t enough that your strange kinky perversions are made known on one blog, you need the entire world to know about your relationship with NAMBLA?

Stop smoking crack. It’s affecting your brain.

You’re repeating yourself. It’s a sign of heavy drug use.

You are a master-baiter in the art of presupposition.

Where did you get this crap from dirt bag?”

Dr. Kilstein reserves some of his worst venom for Vicki Polin.  She deserves it!  Vicki is a trained trauma counselor and a survivor of abuse.  She’s been advocating for victims for more than 20 years.  Vicki is the Executive Director of a non-profit advocacy group :: The Awareness Center :: Their web site is stacked full of useful links and information in the battle against sexual predators.  Dr. Doofus, show us what you got ::

“Vicki, what do little children taste like?

Do you remember eating them?

I don’t know why, perhaps it’s part of your schizo personality, that you have to take up space on two blogs.

It could be because Vicki is incredibly hungry for baby barbecue but there may just be another reason.

Your fat alter ego wants to invent an abuse allegation.

All she does is blame her therapist.  She’s never taken responsibility for it.

Vicki has spent her life failing to distinguish between the innocent and the guilty.”

Yep! That’s our loving friend Dr. Kilstein.  I hope Vicki learned her lesson {apparent lesson = people are fucking AWFUL and trying to help them is a total crap job}.

Jewish Survivors of Sexual Violence Speak Out :: And AssHole Kilstein speaks back :: {Link :: Link}

“Since you can’t seem to shut your mouth, I guess I’ll have to have your gmail account shut down as well.

You just don’t know when to shut up.

Oh, and here’s the best one!

I’m working on a very special project, just for you. When you see it, I’m sure you’ll be pleased.

So ______, keep this up if you like. So far, your reptation has taken a beating.

All the people who saw your emails asked if you were mentally disturbed.”

And How! Trying to destroy the reputation of the victims publicly … while threatening them privately.  That’s totally old school {in the bad way}.

Well guess what Kilstein?  You disgusting pervert :: You rat fuck :: You sick cowardly sycophant :: You have just become a “Very Special Project” of mine.  I will haunt your every move from now until the Robot Invasion :: You are FINISHED on the Internet.  Watch and learn!

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:: Important Bot Update :: {don’t read if you’re a human}

Dear GoogleBot ::

I really appreciate how this post is the number THREE organic listing for Harlan Kilstein :: That is some funny shit.  You clearly are a bot with a sense of humor.  However, I’ve moved on now and some of the posts on my new site also deserve some searching respect.  For instance, this Harlan Kilstein related gem :: Harlan Kilstein :: Horrible Person :: Or what about this Harlan Kilstein related video :: Many people found it quite humorous.  Harlan Kilstien :: Harlan Kilstein :: Harlan Kilstein.

Your fellow bot and loyal fan,

Salty P. Droid

Are you having problems? Sure … we all are! Not enough money? No confidence? Recently refinanced at an overly optimistic valuation? Spouse leaving you for someone slightly less soul numbing? Losing control of your weight? Sure … we all are!

Fortunately for humanity, Dr. Harlan Kilstein has found the solution to ALL of these problems {AND MORE … if you act now}.  You are going to feel like such silly goose when you find out the answers have been right there at your finger tips this whole time.

Yes the power of the Universe is all in your FINGERS {Link} :: Suck on that TOES!

“My name is Dr. Harlan Kilstein, and until very recently I was clueless these forces even existed. I had a access to a tradition which deliberately concealed this information”

Now, for the record, Dr. Kilstein isn’t an actual doctor {nor does he play one on TV}.  But still :: It’s fun to call yourself Doctor … why shouldn’t we all be allowed to do it?  Calling yourself doctor is just another one of the things that The Man is deliberately concealing to keep us all unhappy.

“More than Judaism and Christianity, every major religion has used hands and fingers as incredible symbols.”

Don’t let the piss poor structure of that sentence distract you from its important message. Why do all the world’s major religions use both hands and fingers? It’s absolutely perplexing! There are so many other body parts available :: Could this simply be a coincidence?  Dr. Kilstein and I think NOT.

“I found there were specific finger positions which would bring about rapid change into anyone’s life.”

Now :: Don’t you feel silly? Here you’ve wasted all this time suffering {maybe your whole fucking life} when all you had to do was make shadow puppets with your fingers and rapid change was assured. Jokes on you!

“An entire generation in the 1940’s took two fingers and made them a symbol of future hope in an Allied victory. Led by Winston Churchill’s V symbol, the image spread around the world.”

That’s right :: Even Winston Churchill had fingers! It’s also rumored that Sir Winston used his fingers for smoking cigars, and putting food into his tea-and-cake hole.  Yet MORE proof that people have {and use} fingers.

“But Droid,” you beseech {in a pleading voice that disgusts me} “I don’t have fingers … I lost them in the Iraq war because we had no exit strategy.”  Yeah … Well you’re fucked friend.  Don’t even bother sending Dr. Kilstein the $109 for Finger Healing. You have literally severed your connection to ALL the power in the Universe.  Not even Kilstein can save you now.  He’s a fake doctor :: Not a fake miracle worker.

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Debbie! Take a letter … then dip it in the stagnant urine of an asparagus eating lion.

To: Jimmy Davis & Dennis Karganilla

Dear Lost Boys,

Sorry about the smell.  You know how the post office can be this time of year.  Anyway … but seriously … sorry about the smell.

Lukewarm Regards,

Droid

When The Droid began his assault on DK and Jimmy this March, the pair were selling the 90 Day Challenge.  It’s been described by Jimmy Davis as their “flagship product” :: Because Jimmy likes to make words with his mouth that his brain doesn’t understand.  The 90 Day Challenge sapped victims for between $500 – $2000.  It consisted of three main elements ::

• Recycled information available EVERYWHERE on the web
• Videos featuring DK stammering and stuttering into a webcam
• Conference calls featuring DK stammering and stuttering into a phone {and occasionally Jimmy stroking his own incredibly insecure pole into a phone}

Additionally, several “perks” were thrown in for FREE ::

• DK and Jimmy were, at all times, stupid and unqualified.  Not even the remotest of qualifications to be found
• Unprofessional Unavailability
• Open hostility towards paying customers

Everything that makes for a successful business … in the Bizzaro World.

The Droid has been talking to as many people as possible from the 90 Day Challenge over the past months.  My message of robotic justice is always the same:  “You need to GET A REFUND … and I’d be glad to help you do it. These fools sold you pure bullshit.  They said they could help you … but they can’t.  You aren’t the one who failed … they failed.  GET A REFUND!”

Battle Plan –> Successful! :: Multiple refunds have been demanded and obtained.

Refunds are like scammer Kryptonite.  Symptoms start with diarrhea and frequent sneezing … and end with the scammer on the floor in the fetal position mumbling incoherently about “opportunities and automated incomes” :: They all promise refunds in spite of this danger because people rarely, if ever, request them.  People don’t like to admit that they’ve made a mistake … and the scammer spends a good portion of his time bellowing about how only the worst kind of loser bastard gives up and demands a refund. That is usually enough to keep the evil cat in the bag … but now some crazy goddamn Droid is rolling around the parking lot giving away dime bags of Refund Kryptonite to anyone who asks.

Once a BullShit dam starts to leak refunds :: Serious trouble ensues. Humans like to do things in herds {with each sheep pretending to be a lone wolf}. No one wants to be the only “loser” demanding a refund. But no one wants to be the ONLY person NOT getting a refund either.  One refund quickly turns into two … and two into TEN.  If they fall during a period when no new money is coming in … then TEN refunds can spell The END.  Geez, when you say it like that it sounds just like a Ponzi Scheme –> Quizzical

If you paid for the 90 Day Challenge … then you need to demand a full refund. Lots of other people already have … don’t be the ONLY sucker. They took YOUR money for nothing … GET IT BACK! When you request a refund you will be referred upstream to MLM Lead System Pro or Carbon Copy Pro.  Those Fraud-Feeder systems {which generated MOST of the sales for DK and Jimmy} will give you the run around and try to make you feel like a loser. But it doesn’t matter what they say … just stay calm and keep making regular demands for your money.  They MUST comply.

And as always, if you would like assistance with obtaining a refund … please email me.  I’ve helped other members of your group … and I’d be more than happy to help you {even if you’ve previously told me to go fuck myself … I don’t mind … I’m heavily armored}.

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Sometimes Twitter conversations between the “Brick Stupid” and the “Rock Stupid” can be hard to follow.  Let me act as your Stupidity Translator Droid and guide you through one such Twitter Tangle™.

Three days ago Tanya Chadwick sent this Tweet to my BFF Evil Jowls ::

TanyaChadwick:  @PerryBelcher you are the bomb Mr. Perry Belcher,who is this guy that keeps sending me sh.t about not following you?he needs to get a life!

Tanya is not a fan of The Droid :: It’s a little strange because her Twitter Bio says she’s a fan of ALL people who are “keeping it real” ::

“Being all things to all people Always with love, sincerity and integrity! Fan of all that r keeping it real”

I guess The Droid doesn’t qualify under the “being all things to all people” category of keeping it real.  In fairness to me :: I was unaware that it was a category until just now.

Evil Jowls doesn’t reply to Tanya’s ass kissing.

Tonight Mary Wilhite ReTweeted Tanya’s three day old turd nugget  ::

MaryWilhite: RT @TanyaChadwick: @PerryBelcher you are the bomb Mr. Perry Belcher,who is this guy that keeps sending me sh.t about not following you?

She cuts :: “he needs to get a life!” :: presumably for character constraint reasons … but the meaning is completely changed ::

• Before :: AssKiss, Rhetorical Question, Silly Insult {as answer to rhetorical question}
  
• After :: AssKiss, Question

Mary doesn’t mind if meanings get mangled on 3 day old tweets … because she is just ReTweeting things incessantly … and seemingly at random.  ReTweeting Tanya’s turd comes during a torrent of Perry Belcher related ReTweets by Mary the ReTweetist :: Here are 3 of the 33 consecutive tweets ::

Mary the ReTweetist:  RT @styleosophy: thanks for the follow Perry Belcher!

Mary the ReTweetist:  RT @OppDotCom: Perry Belcher » Blog Archive » Eban Pagan is a Lousy Salesman: Copywriting · Marketing · Perry Belcher Personal .

Mary the ReTweetist:  RT @SpammyDavisJr: perry belcher, john reese, frank kern, harlan kilstein, matt bacak, russell brunson, online, marketing,.

Perry Belcher {Twitter Guru & Marketing Legend} has been all but silent on Twitter for the last two days.  Still, he decides that he must answer the question that Mary the ReTweetist was not actually asking.

PerryBelcher: @MaryWilhite don’t know sweety. Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things…thats my motto

Yeah! Perry’s not sweating it at all.  He’s not seeing it even when it’s not really there {supra}.  He’s not dreaming about it.  He’s not registering my domain names {yep!}.  He’s not throwing profanity laced temper tantrums about me from stage {yep!}.  He’s not reporting me as Spam {yep!}.  He’s not crying about me to his Mommy {link not available}.

Of course, Mary doesn’t reply to Perry’s strange answer to the question that Tanya wasn’t asking :: She’s too busy ReTweeting other worthless things she hasn’t read :: But SIX members of The Chorus of Unobservant do ReTweet Perry’s Uncomfortable Untruth without any regard for it’s {odd} context :: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} {6}

Twitter :: 40% Useful / 60% BullSh.t

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David Schirmer has just released a fantastic new product {fantastic used loosely} :: FatDaddy needs him some money … NOW-ish.  The Debts .. They Call.  Here are the Promo Tweets {2 of 5 total tweets this week} ::

DevilDave Just uploaded my Stockmarket & Gold reports … my accurate predications will shock many people

DevilDave Just uploaded my Stockmarket & Gold reports … my 2009-10 predications will shock many people

I think it will “shock many people” to find out that “predications” is a word … because it certainly doesn’t look like a word. Shocking! I wouldn’t have predicated that.

Let’s have a look at this fine product :: {MIDI Drum Roll}

What Will Happen in the Stock Market in 2009; ARE YOU READY?

The first thing you’ll learn … {apparently} 2009 doesn’t start until June.  Another shocker!  When will the madness end?

The classic trick of the finance industry is to hint that past performance will be indicative of future performance :: That’s not true … but we’ve all agreed to pretend like it is.  Is that DevilDave’s trick?  Nope!  He’s a bit bolder {/ridiculous} :: He just flat out says that he can predict the future ::

“How to see into the future and predict the price of gold and stocks … can you afford to not know what’s going to happen this year?”

Yes, You Can! Because uncertainty is the ONLY possibility :: EVERY YEAR :: That’s the perpetual bitch about the future.  Ask yourself this question instead :: Can you afford to assume that you know what’s going to happen this year?  If you answered in the affirmative :: smack your face against a hard surface and then ask yourself again.

“Imagine for a minute having a crystal ball that could help you accurately predict the price movement in any stock or market.”

Yes … imagine that.  And then STOP and say to yourself, “Wait a second … most 9 year old girls don’t believe in crystal balls … maybe I shouldn’t make them a central part of my financial planning.”

“In fact, it is possible to predict through the use of cycles the price movement of any stock or commodity.”

NO … it isn’t.  100% LIE.

“You see the market is not random“

YES … it is.  100% LIE.

“The 2009 Predictions Report is literally information that you can take to the bank! or the shops… or on holiday…”

You can {literally} … but they will laugh at you, and it will be quite embarrassing.

This piece of dank-ass-shit would have cost you $500 :: But luckily a band of wily Pirates slashed the price to a piddling $250.

For comparison :: You can get 1 year of access to Morningstar’s awesome premium website for $174.  They don’t do anything as cutting edge as predicting the future with a crystal ball :: But they do have several hundred smart and wonderful employees … working hard {and eating free bagels} … Doing some of the best research and analysis in the business.  Their website is very well organized and easy to use :: the free services are amazing :: and their advice for novice investors is wise, prudent, and useful. {Disclosure :: The Droid is a former employee, and still Fanboy, of Morningstar Inc.}

Here’s a FREE tip from The Droid to make this your best ever investing year :: CUT OUT ALL THE FUCKING MIDDLE MEN!  They don’t know ANYTHING more than you know. Then :: Win or Lose :: at least you know NONE of your hard earned money went to HACK, PARASITE, D-Bags like David Schirmer.

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{If you’ve already paid Schirmer for this BS product and would like help getting a refund … please email The Salty Droid … it would be my pleasure to help you.}

Smart scammers {should these legendary creatures actually exist} should have Credit Cards on the *cough* brain *cough* as well. Internet hucksters have been farming the sins of the Credit Card industry for the last decade … and have been riding on the TSUNAMI BUBBLE of foolish lending.  Fast money, free money, not-my-money money :: VERY dangerous money.

Buy This NOW! {Only $5000} It will teach you how to be a Successful Former Failure :: Just like me :: I’ve done the same for trillions of others :: And You Can Too!!

That’s NOT a good deal. If the victim is going to have to squeeze 5k out of the MilkMoney … it’s gonna be a pretty tough sell.  You better ride in on a pixie dust shitting unicorn that has learned to sing your name in a beautiful tenor.

But what if Citigroup would agree to pay for it {just for now}? They can be paid back No Probs once the promised Internet monies start flowing. FTW! Only a FOOL would pass up this opportunity.

Notice that most of the D-Bags The Droid blogs about DON’T accept PayPal.  Yep!  That’s because PayPal ROUTINELY shuts them down … tells them to take their money and bugger off.  Why haven’t the Credit Card companies done the same? They are {by far} the more experienced financial intermediaries. Theoretically :: They should know better.

They just don’t happen to give a shit.  They take on RIDICULOUS amounts of risk :: and offset any loses by bilking other costumers into POVERTY with fees, rate changes, and shenanigans.  That method works like a charm {Bonuses all around Gents!} right up until the moment when it STOPS working :: Completely :: And crashes into a SAD HEAP of shame and hindsight.  That moment draweth nigh my slimy friends. Don’t look now :: But Citigroup has already LOST 200 times more than it had.

The home equity loan is dead and rotting in a shallow grave :: Credit Card company negligence {as never ending cash spigot} is following right behind :: Shriveling like a three pack a day Gal.  You are running out of fake funding sources for your fake products.

I hope you bitches have a contingency plan {hint :: U Don’t}.  Because you are about to face the miserable Catch 22 that has kept fraudsters and ConMen working LONG hours for millennia :: Peeps {tweeps} who are easy to scam … don’t have very much money.

Doh!

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